Friend: Why do you like her so much?
Me: *explaining and fangirling like a motherfucker*
Friend: ...Are you sure you're not lesbian?
Me: ...
Friend: ...?
Me: Hell nah! You don't know anything what's going on my mind when I think about my crush...or One Direction.
Friend: ok...lets change the subject, shall we?
Me: but-
Friend: I like nutella.
Me: Me too but-
Friend: And I love the beach!
Me: Oh yeah, I can only imagine if Harr-
Friend: Shut up!
Me: .... okey.
